In August I put money in verminiusrex's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I gave kylie_pendragon a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I pulled solan_t's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I helped phantommemory across the street (6 points). In March I put gum in gjinari's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (53 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for oxlajujimox (10 points). Last Sunday I punched rogue_warrior in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, praecognomen (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5048 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!