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Thursday, August 11th, 2005
8:11p - Still grumpy
For the most part I kinda wrote all my rantings for my journal into a huge email to my best friend. people are now hovering over me to leave the computer to play monopoly, which I find ironic, cause we have it as a board game as well.

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9:10p - smile
Alright, this is mushy and silly, but is the first thing that has made me laugh all day. Plus, it was sent to me by one of the most wonderful people that I know. Yes yes, you all are wonderful.
> Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
> dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the
> world
> go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
>
> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
>
> Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
> these years?"
>
> The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
> life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart
> still
> yearns?"
>
> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
> consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful,
> but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my
disability
> checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
>
> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold
>
> Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother."
>
> The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do
> you
> want for your second wish?"
>
> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were
> young
> and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
>
> At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage
> returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been
> dormant
> for years.
>
> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more
wish;
> what shall it be?"
>
> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I
> wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome
> young man."
>
> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
> biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so
> beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
>
> The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your
new
> life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy
> godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie
> moments,
> Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat,
> breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she
> had
> ever seen.
>
> Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
> chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in
> close,
> blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered..........
>
> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."


current mood: hopeful

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